Rumoured to be heading to the Keepmoat in January are legends such as Zinedine Zidane, Pele and some bloke seen kicking a ball round in the park by by assistant scout for Rovers, Sir George Lazenby.
Sir George explains: "We have been in talks with Zidane and Pele and they are both interested in a move to Sunny Donny. We're not too bothered they are retired as we feel they both can offer a high-level of competitiveness to a stilted Championship campaign. Pele in particular is keen to try out his range of penile enhancement products on the local population."
|Pele in particular, is keen to ply his trade in Doncaster|
"John Grimes on the other hand is someone who was seen playing in Sandall Park park with his young kids and we were incredibly impressed by the way he managed to score forty-three goals against his opponents. We immediately signed him against strong interest from some top Premiership teams. He will be a strong asset to Doncaster Rovers' strikeforce in the crucial run-in to the season. With that kind of attacking prowess, we feel confidant we can climb out of the bottom three in the table. Who knows, we could still qualify for the Champions League," said Sir George with a wink.
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